First lesbian bigamist in United Kingdom - does that warrant a Guiness Book of Records entry?

Today on my decommutation (for the new readers - blogspot allows for make believe words hehe), what appeared to be an obese yet opulent businessman, wore the same (sexy) Van Heusen business shirt as me. I even double check my cuffs to make sure... Seems as though all those who critique and despise my ever so formal attire tastes will be adding another being to their list - I am not alone WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Bad hair today and gel couldn't cure it grrr - I am still training my hair dude to be nice so hold on just a little longer all those potential bachelors, I am trying