First lesbian bigamist in United Kingdom - does that warrant a Guiness Book of Records entry?

Today on my decommutation (for the new readers - blogspot allows for make believe words hehe), what appeared to be an obese yet opulent businessman, wore the same (sexy) Van Heusen business shirt as me. I even double check my cuffs to make sure... Seems as though all those who critique and despise my ever so formal attire tastes will be adding another being to their list - I am not alone WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Bad hair today and gel couldn't cure it grrr - I am still training my hair dude to be nice so hold on just a little longer all those potential bachelors, I am trying

Conflicts of Information

Trustworthy information being contradicted and/or becoming obsolete is part of life - the thought brought up by today's decommute from work.

Due to the incessant delays of Cityrail's services, the scrolling screen at Central (Station) was not updating with stations upcoming trains were to stop at nor the times they were due in.

Furthermore, the person over the p.a. system announced the train I hopped into would stop at different stops as per the p.a. system at the station and the 'obsolete' screen so a quick out and then back into the vestibule because of paranoia occurred.

So the question remains: Who do I trust in future?

PS Not a rant merely a venting :P