Monday, May 22, 2006

We want your soul. Your money, your debts...

Oh yere such a catchy song (no joke; love the bass!).

If someone would be so kind as to visit http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/quote.php and fill in the following for me (because my Univerisity's internet is somewhat filtered):

are you over 18 years of age? Yes

are you a practising Christian? Yes

Have you been baptised? Yes

Have you ever given money to charity? Yes

Have you ever given money to the homeless? Yes

Have you engaged in sex before marriage? No

Have you ever tried to contact the dead? No

Have you ever consulted a mystic, medium, tarot reader or similar? No

have you taken any of the following drugs? Heroin, Cocaine, Crack, LSD, PCP No

Do you smoke? No

are you a vegetarian? No

do you drink more than the recommended weekly intake of alcohol (30 units for males, 21 for females)? No

do you eat on a regular basis at any of the following food outlets: Macodnalds, KFC, Burger King, Pizza Hut, starbucks No

do you think that you are overweight? No

are you currently on a diet? No

do you indulge in autoerotic practises? Yes

have you ever owned vehicle with an engine capacity of 2.0 litres or greater? No

have you ever stolen anything of value? Yes

do you own a mobile phone? Yes

do you own goods made by the following manufacturers:nike, sony, nokia, apple, microsoft? Yes

have you ever been employed in any of the following occupations: estate/rental agent, advertising agency, car/life insurance company? No

have you ever worked for a major record company? No

do you read any of the following periodicals: Sun, Mail, Sport, Star, Mirror No

do you watch any of the following news channels: Fox, MSNBC, CNN, SKY No

are you member of blockbuster video? No

do you download music and media from internet? Yes

do you use internet chat rooms? Yes

do you still buy music on vinyl? No


ON THE NEXT PAGE, AFTER CLICKING NEXT:


I support the war on terrorism Neither


Voting is important so I never waste my vote Neither


I believe in flying saucers Neither


public demand drives consumerism Agree


the world is overpopulated Disagree


war is a necessary part of social evolution Neither


the minimum wage is a good idea Neither


books are an obsolete medium Disagree


capitalism is the future of our society Neither


homeless people generally bring it upon themselves Neither


most immigrants are only here to take our money Neither


AFTER ALL THIS CLICK PROCESS QUOTE AND GET BACK TO ME AS HOW MUCH MY PRECIOUS SOUL IS WORTH :)

-Adam

3 Comments:

At 8:13 pm, Blogger Smudge said...

Sorry Adam, the ICT imbeciles here have blocked it, amongst other harmless things...

 
At 8:55 pm, Blogger The Fuzz said...

Well I trust you heard the magical themesong (although all shareholders solemnly swear it is non-sadistical). For everyones information, click on the hyperlink the pop-up displays upon visiting the wewantyoursoul.com's homepage - We Want Your Soul by Adam (yes good first name) Freeland

-Adam

 
At 8:14 pm, Blogger je-mange-du-puet said...

I reckon the christian question knocked off a good 30% of your value.
By the way Adam to go to my blog you can just go through my profile, which i assume you already know...

 

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