We want your soul. Your money, your debts...
Oh yere such a catchy song (no joke; love the bass!).
If someone would be so kind as to visit http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/quote.php and fill in the following for me (because my Univerisity's internet is somewhat filtered):
are you over 18 years of age? Yes
are you a practising Christian? Yes
Have you been baptised? Yes
Have you ever given money to charity? Yes
Have you ever given money to the homeless? Yes
Have you engaged in sex before marriage? No
Have you ever tried to contact the dead? No
Have you ever consulted a mystic, medium, tarot reader or similar? No
have you taken any of the following drugs? Heroin, Cocaine, Crack, LSD, PCP No
Do you smoke? No
are you a vegetarian? No
do you drink more than the recommended weekly intake of alcohol (30 units for males, 21 for females)? No
do you eat on a regular basis at any of the following food outlets: Macodnalds, KFC, Burger King, Pizza Hut, starbucks No
do you think that you are overweight? No
are you currently on a diet? No
do you indulge in autoerotic practises? Yes
have you ever owned vehicle with an engine capacity of 2.0 litres or greater? No
have you ever stolen anything of value? Yes
do you own a mobile phone? Yes
do you own goods made by the following manufacturers:nike, sony, nokia, apple, microsoft? Yes
have you ever been employed in any of the following occupations: estate/rental agent, advertising agency, car/life insurance company? No
have you ever worked for a major record company? No
do you read any of the following periodicals: Sun, Mail, Sport, Star, Mirror No
do you watch any of the following news channels: Fox, MSNBC, CNN, SKY No
are you member of blockbuster video? No
do you download music and media from internet? Yes
do you use internet chat rooms? Yes
do you still buy music on vinyl? No
ON THE NEXT PAGE, AFTER CLICKING NEXT:
I support the war on terrorism Neither
Voting is important so I never waste my vote Neither
I believe in flying saucers Neither
public demand drives consumerism Agree
the world is overpopulated Disagree
war is a necessary part of social evolution Neither
the minimum wage is a good idea Neither
books are an obsolete medium Disagree
capitalism is the future of our society Neither
homeless people generally bring it upon themselves Neither
most immigrants are only here to take our money Neither
AFTER ALL THIS CLICK PROCESS QUOTE AND GET BACK TO ME AS HOW MUCH MY PRECIOUS SOUL IS WORTH :)
-Adam

3 Comments:
Sorry Adam, the ICT imbeciles here have blocked it, amongst other harmless things...
Well I trust you heard the magical themesong (although all shareholders solemnly swear it is non-sadistical). For everyones information, click on the hyperlink the pop-up displays upon visiting the wewantyoursoul.com's homepage - We Want Your Soul by Adam (yes good first name) Freeland
-Adam
I reckon the christian question knocked off a good 30% of your value.
By the way Adam to go to my blog you can just go through my profile, which i assume you already know...
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