RF stands for Ritual Forgetting

Remembered to take door-card with me down to washing room
Trundled down 2 flights of stairs
Opened up 2 washing machines' lids
Removed all the contents of both washing machines
Stowed (as in the airline stowing!) contents in seperate areas so as to avoid mixing up belongings
Accidently drop card in washing machine
Remove card from washing machine
Put card somewhere
Forget where card was put
Searched in semi-washed clothes whilst in washing machine, no avail
Manage to get all the washing powder on my arm in process - cycle not complete
Search other peoples' clothes, no avail
Trundled up 2 flights of stairs with washing powder
Knocked on Resident Fellows (RFs) door
No response - Duty RF was in different block altogether
Trundled to Top D thinking it was Top B
Enquired as to the whereabouts of this "Haley"
Reply was "you are in Top D not Top B"
Trundled to Top B
Knock on Haley's door
Interrupted a 'Mothers Day' Mum phonecall
Tell her I had left card in room (to avoid embarrasment)
Trundled to my room
RF tried 2 cards; both of which were not the mastercard (excuse the pun)
3rd card succeeded in opening door
Come through doorway
Sit on commander seat
Visit http://www.blogspot.com
Click the corresponding "New Post" icon
Insert the above
Future: Will click "Publish Post"
Future: Will twiddle thumbs (so as to speak) for 40 minutes
Future: Will Trundle down 2 flights of stairs
Future: Will remove contents from both washing machines
Future: Will find card in process of doing the above
Future: Will endeavour to remember where card is placed
Future: Will endeavour not to post in this format

-Adam