I dunno...
MMM New Oreo Wafer Sticks look apetizing at the time of posting
4/100 People surveyed on Family Feud would go on a first date to McDonald's - "Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, all on a sesame seed bun" has had some insetuous impact?
There is a Doritos Chips thief in my neighbourhood
'Blame deaths on the conditon(s) of highways/freeways' - Bullshit (I do understand that language will now result in the message being filtered)
The budget looks good for the ageing population and a $10 raise in families - the 'milkshake and sandwich' raise is continuing to propogate!
The following chronologically follows today's ACA (one of my favourite programs on Free-to-Air Television for daily humour)
$5... Not even enough for a pack of cigarettes - Referring to child support!!!!!!!!!!!
csafu2 and eBay - the Swimming Pool's business loophole (And I hope the last 3 characters aren't implying obscenities)
EDIT: The following email was received when I contacted this escapable e-identity as to his business operations - "have a look at my ebay store and think befor you email some one and get the full story not just 1/2 of a story" - well I did look at your store and my gosh the majority of products look so similar to what resembles a pool... Must be my optical sensory/perceptual system playing up because the word pool in the products unfortunately [for your sake] appears on such items... I am not sure what 1/2 of the story you are tuned into but it appears to me that you are talking about the 1/2 that is lies?!
-EDIT made possible by the one and only moderator, Adam
In 14 days $35k+ lost... West pack-your-bags-and-head-East
$1.05 for ATM PIN mis-input
Checkout Cheating - Scanners overcharge customers. Solution = Self-Checking Out? Well it has been trialled in Australia but was almost a parody... 'Checkout Chicks' were still required to verify signatures for credit card payments - Futile circle
Will endeavour to average a post every 2 days or more frequent from now on...
Broadening your appetitie and financial state,
-Adam
posted by The Fuzz @ 1:30 am
3 comments
3 Comments:
Gah.
This looks like fun.
Perhaps I should get a blog.
But I would not know what to write about.
Anyway.
You have a unique style of humour. It is funny because of the truth of the statements on which it is based and the sardony that accompanies it so perfectly, in the most random and degrading ways. It is highly commended and respected.
Perhaps I could write about my adventures, the dreary vicissitudes of secondary boarding life, or scrutinise in a rhetoric fashion the actions of those that I am forced to live and interact with. In any case, I will probably create a blog, despite my fears that no attention will ever be paid to it, so that I can freely express my thoughts and comical outbursts where they may be publically viewed. Besides, a blog would enable me to use long words and sophisticated terminology without receiving a strange stare or a lengthy period of unexplained silence...
Yes, your blog does interest me. Yes, I shall create one for myself.
Yes, it is probable that nobody will ever take notice of it. But there is always a hope.
(Oh dear, it looks as if I have to create a blog in order to leave this comment anyway, so I have no choice but to create a blog of my own... so here goes...)
Master Burton your minor and immaturity is still evident I see... I cannot blame you after all the school you attend is scrutinised in the media obsessively.
Smudge, an interesting name to choose - a social smudge is more what you are attempting to illustrate?
Yet this is all due to the alleged sardonic behaviour Mr B P (No, not the petrol stations CEO) loves to associate me with... well I don't know about you, but as sad as it seems, since you are the 2nd e-identity to comment on my "unique style of humour", I am extatically joyful that someone who marvels at all the big words in our dictionary manages to find time in his oh-so-busy school life to aimlessly post on my (yes, something I DO own) blog
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